Chan; it's Eiji; the water was COLD! And, you're right, Buchou does have a nice
ass
Momo: Echizen-chan!!
Ryoma: Hits
Momo over the head with his racquet
Momo: Rubs head, what was that for?!
Ryoma: Never, EVER call me that!
Momo: Eiji
does?
Ryoma: It's EIJI!
Momo: But I'm your BOYFRIEND!! I'm supposed to have pet-names
for you.
Ryoma: Oh no, you're not!!
Momo: So let me get this straight... I, the love
of your life, can't call you that but Eiji, who isn't the love of your life, can?
Ryoma: Right.
Momo: That doesn't make sence!
Ryoma: Yes
it does!
Momo: Blink. How?!
Ryoma: It's Eiji ...
Momo: So?!
Ryoma: He'd cry if I didn't let
him... then I'd have to deal with Oishi... I don't want that.
Momo: Good point.
Ryoma: And you know that NO ONE can deal with a crying Eiji ...not
even Oishi ...and I don't want a spazzy Fuku-buchou on my hands ...
Momo: Yeah ...he's scary when he gets
like that ...
Ryoma: It's from spending too much time with Eiji
Momo: At least Oishi
doesn't pounce on you ...
Ryoma: He'd break me!
Momo: But isn't there something -I- can call you?
Ryoma:
Ryoma is good.
Momo: No, I mean like, a pet-name.
Ryoma: Ryoma is good.
Momo:
Why do I put up with you sometimes?
Ryoma: Because I put out.
Momo: True. And
hey, just because I can't call you by a petname doesn't mean you can't call me by one ...
Ryoma: No ...
Momo:
Why not?
Ryoma: Just no ...
Momo: Not even Momo-chan?
Ryoma: Definitely
a no ...
Momo: But I want people to know that we're together!!
Ryoma:
People do know... it's all over the school!
Momo: Hey, I had nothing to do with that!
Ryoma:
Glares
Momo: Ok, not much to do with it ...Eiji didn't help ...
Ryoma: And
besides ...all these bloody hickeys you leave let it know that I'm with someone!
Momo: Smug, and
you leave your fair share on me!
Ryoma: NOT IN VISIBLE PLACES!!!
Momo: And that stint
in the shower was YOUR idea.
Ryoma: I thought the clubhouse was empty! I didn't know Oishi was going to
walk in on us!!! And it's not like you had to AGREE!
Momo: Turn down shower sex?
Ryoma:
Well ...
Momo: Skeptical
Ryoma: Alright ...whatever ...hmph
Momo:
Oishi-senpai still can't look me in the eye
Ryoma: For fear of laughing ...
Momo:
Hey! The water ran cold!
Ryoma: You just keep telling yourself that...
Momo:
It's not like your super big, ya know!
Ryoma: Yes, but I'm short... it wouldn't look right.
Momo:
Well, size doesn't matter... it's whether you know how to use it.
Ryoma: You keep telling yourself that...
Momo: It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the Ocean!
Ryoma: You try sailing across the Pacific in a row-boat ...
Momo: You never complaining
while your in the boat!!
Ryoma: Pats Momo's arm, it's called faking it.
Momo:
You can't fake the tidal wave.
Ryoma: I'm thinking of Buchou.
Momo: Splutters
Ryoma: I'm joking!
Well, about the Buchou bit ...
Momo: Glares
Ryoma: At least, while Fuji-senpai
is in earshot I'm joking ...
Fuji: Peeks into open clubhouse door
Ryoma: Yup, totally joking!! Yup yup yup!
Momo:
Ok, enough with the over-kill...
Ryoma: Well I just want to make sure everybody knows... that I'm joking.
Fuji: Leaves
Momo: You weren't joking were you?
Ryoma:
Shakes head, no.
Momo: What does Buchou have that I don't?
Ryoma:
Do you really wanna know?
Momo: Eyes narrow, humor me!
Ryoma: He's tall,
muscular, trim, gorgeous eyes ...
Momo: Alright! I get it! Buchou's hott!!
Tezuka:
(O.O)
Ryoma: Oh shit ...Hi Buchou!
Tezuka: Blinks
Ryoma: Hey, I'm not the only guy that thinks that... so does Eiji,
Oishi, Kaidoh, Inui... pretty much the whole team!
Momo: Not me.
Ryoma: Snorts,
oh really? Then I didn't see you checking out his ass today at practise?
Momo: Panics, I was
checking out his technique!
Ryoma: Riggggght. Does
checking out a technique require you to bend over and say "nice"
Momo: Yes ...yes it does ...
Tezuka:
Still there, now blushing madly
Ryoma: And let's not get into the OTHER teams that think Tezuka's
hot!
Tezuka: Ok I'm leaving now! Walks out of clubhouse quickly
Ryoma: But you're right... quirks head to the side, he does have a nice ass.
Momo:
I'm right here ya know!
Ryoma: Your point?
Momo: Should you really be checking out other men in the presence
of your boyfriend?
Ryoma: Why? You do it.
Momo: Discretely!
Ryoma: So when we're walking down the street and you see a hot
guy and your eyes follow him and you walk into a poll... that's discrete?
Momo: I only did that once!
Ryoma: You tripped over a garbage can another time, and you missed
an extremely easy shot checking out Ann ...
Momo: Her skirt flipped up!
Ryoma: She
wears biker shorts! ...See this is the problem with dating someone who's bi.
Momo: Cuddles up to Ryoma, but you love me for it.
Ryoma: Mumbling,
unfortunately.
Momo: I heard that!
Ryoma: And seriously, your science teacher isn't that hott ...
Momo: What!? Have
you seen her jugs!?
Ryoma: They're fake ...
Momo: So?
Ryoma:
Momo-senpai ...she's 50% plastic ...
Momo: Hmph!
Ryoma: You know, I hear they do
those kind of implants on guys ...
Momo: Breast implants?
Ryoma: No, baka, think
lower ...
Momo: ...oh ...OH!!! ...HEY!!! What are you implying!?
Ryoma: Smirk
Momo: I don't need any help in that area thank you very much!
Ryoma: Well then
maybe you should go to a clinic to see someone about that premature ejacluation problem you have.
Momo:
I'm only 13!!! I'm still developing!!!
Ryoma: So THAT'S what they call it now?
Momo: Splutters ...A-At least I've hit puberty!
Ryoma: And it hit back
...
Momo: Narrows his eyes, what do you mean by that?
Ryoma: Openly checks
out Momo, what do you think?
Momo: So you DO think I'm hot?
Ryoma: I wouldn't
have let you near my ass if I didn't.
Momo: Puts his arms around Ryoma's waist and starts to nibble
on Ryoma's earlobe. So do you want a piece of this hotstuff?
Ryoma: No, walks away
Momo: Crosses his arms and grumbles
Kaidoh: Happens to pass by,
Fsshhuu, what's your problem Monkey?
Momo: What did you say!?
Kaidoh: Enh!?
Momo: HUH!?
Both:
WANNA GO AT IT!?
Ryoma, Fuji, Inui: This could be interesting ...
Ryoma: That question can be taken in so many different ways... especially since Momo is already 'pent-up',
shall we say...
Inui: What are you implying?
Ryoma: I wouldn't put out for him.
Inui: Grabs notebook, this could be VERY interesting...
Ryoma: Well come on, they're both pent up
Inui: Raises eyebrow
Ryoma:
Please, everyone can tell that Kaidoh-senpai is sexually frustrated!
Inui: Tosses notebook and grabs
Kaidoh, ii data!
Kaidoh: Inui-senpai ...wha? Gets dragged off
Momo:
What the hell?
Ryoma: Apparently those two haven't done it yet ...pretends to push up glasses,
ii data
Momo: Ryoma, that's just creepy ...
Ryoma: Like you haven't pretended to be Inui-senpai?
Momo: That was a joke!!
Ryoma:
And it was creepy... I really don't know what Kaidoh-senpai sees in him...
Momo: Shrugs one shoulder,
people wonder what you see in me.
Ryoma: Openly checks out Momo again, I thought we already discussed
this...?
Momo: Beams
Ryoma: Then again, Kaidoh-senpai is creepy ...Inui-senpai is
creepy ...Shrugs
Momo: Who tops in that relationship?
Ryoma: I don't want
to think about that ...I REALLY don't need that mental image, shudders
Momo: I guess it would
be Inui-senpai ...since he's bigger ...I wonder ...do you think he's-
Ryoma: I'M NOT LISTENING!!
Momo:
-packing?
Ryoma: I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU LALALA!!
Momo: He'd have to be... I mean the guy is six feet tall... he'd be HUGE!!!
Ryoma:
Gets louder, LALALALALALA!!! Stops, wait.... huge?
Momo: What's that look for.... I
know that look...
Ryoma: What look?
Momo: That look means you like something.
Ryoma:
I like many things...
Momo: No this is a sexual like...
Ryoma: I plead the fifth.
Momo:
What?!
Ryoma: I. Plead. The. Fifth.
Momo: This IS Inui-senpai we're talking about ...data,
vegetable juice Inui-senpai ...
Ryoma: Twitch ...Well, just becuase your doing someone doesn't
mean you have to look at them.
Momo: What!?
Ryoma: Well theres always doggie-style
which I hate and is painful but... but... huge?
Momo: You'd cheat on me with Inui-senpai!?
Ryoma:
Hell no!
Momo: Good.
Ryoma: Kaidoh-senpai would kill me!
Momo: Wait ...does that mean that if Mamushi wasn't in the picture you'd do Inui-senpai???
Ryoma:
I plead the fifth ...
Inui: What'd I miss?
Ryoma: Where's Kaidoh-senpai?
Inui:
Erm ...he won't be able to walk for a while ...he was ...training too hard ...
Ryoma: Eyes widen
Momo:
Don't even think about it Ryoma ...
Ryoma: but... HUGE!! Your telling me to walk away from huge!?
Momo: I am right here,
ya know!!!
Ryoma: Yes, but your not huge... and sounds like it's good too.
Momo: I'm
good!!
Ryoma: When you last longer then two minutes!!
Inui: Blinks, I missed something REALLY important didn't I?
Momo: Ryoma,
seriously, you would cheat on me with Inui-senpai?
Inui: Shock
Ryoma: It's
not cheating!!
Momo: Then what is it?
Ryoma: Umm ...hard training?
Momo: I don't believe this!!!
Ryoma: But huge and good... like you'd turn that down!!
Inui:
I'm not that huge...
Ryoma: Oh don't tell me that... you just burst my bubble...Pouting
Momo:
How not huge, is huge?
Inui: Shrugs
Ryoma: Can I see?
Momo:
NO!
Ryoma: What? Might as well ask instead of peeping on him in the showers ...
Inui: Shrugs, sure.
Momo: NO!!!
Ryoma: Really!?
Inui:
But if you see mine I get to see yours.
Momo: Why do I really not like where this is heading?
Ryoma:
I don't like this turn of events ...
Fuji: See yours, see mine, what?
Others: Shock
Momo: Where'd you come from?
Fuji: The door
Momo: Cute ...
Ryoma: Ok deals off.
Fuji: What deal?
Inui:
The deal that if Ryoma could see mine I could see his.
Fuji: See his WHAT?!
Momo:
Think about it.
Fuji: Oh... OH!!
Ryoma: I think Kikumaru-senpai is rubbing off on
you Fuji-senpai.
Fuji: I wanna see it ...I'll let you see mine! Starts
unbuckling his pants
Ryoma: WHOA WHOA!! Stop! Wait! Matte!!!
Fuji: What?
Ryoma:
I don't wanna see you!
Fuji: Eyes open, why not?
Ryoma: Cause you're Fuji-senpai!
And I think Tezuka would kill me ...
Fuji: But then why do you wanna see Inui?
Ryoma: Look at him! He'd be huge!!!
Fuji: Not really...
Ryoma, Momo,
Inui: You've seen!?
Fuji: Yeah... and I wasn't really all that impressed either.
Ryoma:
Now my bubble has really been burst.
Fuji: Of course ...he's a little smaller
than Tezuka ...
Ryoma: Pouting, you're just biased ...
Inui: Not he's not
...
Ryoma: Eyes widen, Buchou??
Fuji: Nods
Momo:
Wow, who'da thought ...I always figured he'd be, y'know, tiny, cause he's always so pissy ...
Fuji: Opens
eyes
Momo: EEP!
Ryoma: Pouts again, now
I wanna see...
Fuji: Turns on Ryoma
Ryoma: Don't worry I'm not that stupid...
hence the pouting...
tbc ...
