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Eiji:
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"So that's what Momo was going on about..."
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Oishi:
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"I thought that you knew?"
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Eiji:
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"I was pretending like I did."
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Oishi:
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(Sigh.)
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Eiji:
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"You love me." (Grin.)
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Oishi:
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(Mutters) "Only cause I have to."
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Eiji:
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"What?"
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Oishi:
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"Yes dear."
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Eiji:
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(Bursts into tears) "OISHI DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!!"
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Oishi:
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(Hugs Eiji) "Oh baby, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it! Please forgive me!"
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Eiji:
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(Tears stop) "Ok, nya!" (Hugs Oishi.)
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Ryoma:
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(Blinks.)
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Eiji:
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(Over Oishi's shouler - Evil grin.)
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Fuji:
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(Whispering to Ryoma) "He learned that from me ...works on the Seme's every time!"
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Ryoma:
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"Fuji-senpai, I really didn't need to know that ..."
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Fuji:
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"You could use it on Momo."
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Ryoma:
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"Me, burst into tears?"
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Fuji:
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"Good point. But, you know, stamping and pouting works just as well."
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Ryoma:
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"That I could do."
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Fuji:
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"Good boy."
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Ryoma:
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(Looks at Momo) "Wait ...He might not get it."
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Fuji:
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"True... wait, you're back already!?"
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Ryoma:
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"He has no stamina sometimes."
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Fuji:
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"That's gotta suck."
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Ryoma:
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"Oh yeah."
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Fuji:
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"Same thing with Tezuka ...sometimes he goes for hours, other times he only lasts a few minutes ..."
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Ryoma:
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"That will be filed under mildly scarring ..."
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Fuji:
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"You asked."
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Ryoma:
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"No I didn't actually."
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Inui:
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(Scribbling in his book) "Momo and Tezuka are 'one-minute-men'."
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Fuji:
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(Snickers.)
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Momo:
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(Walks in late to hear Inui mumbling) "YOU DON'T NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN!!! I was tired!! Give me a break!!!!!!"
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Ryoma:
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"It wouldn't be the first time, and last time you definitely weren't tired ..."
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Momo:
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"WELL! ...I ...can't think up an excuse ..."
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Ryoma:
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"Yeah that's because you suck in bed... sometimes."
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Momo:
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"Hey, I can cut you off, ya know!"
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Ryoma:
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"You wouldn't last ten minutes."
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Momo:
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(Nervous) "That's what you think!"
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Ryoma:
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"No, that's what I KNOW!"
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Momo:
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"That's it... you're cut off!"
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Ryoma:
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(Bursts out laughing) "Oh sorry, you were serious!"
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Momo:
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(Glares.)
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Ryoma:
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"What? It's not my fault your serious moments are few and far between!"
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Momo:
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(Flops on couch, pissed off.)
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Ryoma:
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(Sits on chair beside Momo making sure to flash his ass in Momo's face.)
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Momo:
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(Crosses his legs.)
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Ryoma:
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(Smiles and stretches in chair, moaning, then throws one leg over the armrest of the chair, leaving himself spread eagle.)
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Momo:
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"Bastard ..."
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Ryoma:
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"Is it just me or is it hot in here?" (Pulls off sweater to reveal a very tight t-shirt that clings in all the right
places.)
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Fuji:
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(Sits down beside Momo and whispers to him) "If you're not going to take him, can I?"
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Momo:
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"No!"
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Ryoma:
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"Hey guys, I'm going to put on a movie." (Gets up, sways his hips as he walks over to the TV, bends over to place
movie in, flashing his ass at Momo.)
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Fuji:
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"Please?"
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Momo:
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"No! Bastard ..."
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Ryoma:
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"Oops looks like I chose the wrong one." (Yaoi porn shows on the screen.)
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Momo:
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"Bastard."
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Fuji:
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"Oh come on!!! Please!"
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Momo:
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"NO!!"
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Ryoma:
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"Although," (Tilts his head) "that IS an interesting position, don't you think so Momo-senpai?"
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Fuji:
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"Pl-"
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Momo:
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"NO!"
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Ryoma:
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"Really? I thought it was ..."
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Momo:
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"That's not what I meant!"
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Ryoma:
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"You sure? Cause I was going to suggest we try it sometime, but I guess since I'm cut off we won't be ...oh well ...and
here I was going and getting ideas ..."
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Fuji:
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"I'm always free, you know, Ryoma!"
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Momo:
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"No you're not! Bastard!" (Tackles Fuji ...accidentally gropes him.)
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Fuji:
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"Momo! I never knew you felt that way for me!"
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Ryoma:
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(Pouts because he's being ignored - or so he thinks.)
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Tezuka:
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"Hey, hands off!!"
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Taka:
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"I need those!!"
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Tezuka:
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"WHAT!?"
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Taka:
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"... Ah nothing."
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Momo:
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(Blinks.)
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Fuji:
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(Blushing and panting.)
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Momo:
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"Quit that!"
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Fuji:
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"Why? That was the best grope of my life!"
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Tezuka:
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(Eyebrow raises.)
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Momo:
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"EEP!"
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Ryoma:
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(Tapping his foot.)
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Tezuka:
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"I think someone wants attention."
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Momo:
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"Can I grope you too Ryoma?"
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Ryoma:
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"I thought I was cut off?"
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Momo:
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"I ...you ...damn ...well ...I think you've suffered long enough."
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Ryoma:
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(Looks at watch) "8 minutes and 30 seconds I knew it!"
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Momo:
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"Oh would you shut up!" (Grabs Ryoma's wrists and drags him out of him room.)
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Ryoma:
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(Yelling back over his shoulder) "I WON!"
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Momo:
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"HUSH!"
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Fuji:
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(Looks expectantly at Tezuka.)
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Tezuka:
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(Notices Fuji staring at him) "What?"
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Fuji:
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(Flutters eyelashes.)
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Tezuka:
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"No."
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Fuji:
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"Please?"
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Tezuka:
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"No."
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Fuji:
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"Please?"
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Taka:
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(Wanders off, being followed by the sounds of an innocent 'please' and a monotonous 'no'.)
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Fuji:
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(Notices that Taka is gone) "Fine then I'm cutting you off too!" (Walks out of the room.)
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Tezuka:
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"Fine by me." (Notices that both Fuji and Taka are gone) "Oh shit."
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