Ryoma:	"What the hell are these?"
Shiba:	"They're what you'll be wearing on stage!"
Everyone:	(Jaws drop)
Ryoma:	(Puts boots on, attempts to walk, falls over.)
Everyone:	(Sweatdrops.)
Shiba:	"Oh come on it's not THAT hard!"
Ryoma:	"They're like eight freaking inches high! They go past my knees!"
Shiba:	"Well, we had to make you and Tezuka similar heights, somehow..."
Momo:	"I like them!"
Shiba:	"See!" (Gestures to Momo) "He likes them!"
Ryoma:	(Muttering) "He likes most things ..."
Momo:	"What?"
Ryoma:	"Nothing!"
Fuji:	"They definatly help define your legs, Echizen."
Ryoma:	(Still sitting on the ground) "Will you guys stop checking me out and help me up!"
Tezuka:	(Sees that nobody else is moving, he goes to help the freshman and pulls him up.)
Ryoma:	(Almost falls into the captain, looks around) "So this is what it's like to be tall, huh?"
Tezuka:	(Glare.)
Ryoma:	"Wow, the air really is thinner up here!"
Tezuka:	(Lets Ryoma fall back down.)
Ryoma:	(Thump!) "HEY!"
Tezuka:	"I can kick you off the team, you know."
Ryoma:	"Ok, I'll be good... now can I get up? My ass is getting cold!"
Tezuka:	(Helps him back up again.)
Ryoma:	(Almost falls and clings to Tezuka's chest.)
Fuji:	(Glares at Ryoma.)
Ryoma:	(Attempts to push away from Tezuka, staggers, falls back against him.)
Fuji:	(Eyes turn red.)
Ryoma:	"GAH! I'm not doing this on purpose!!!"
Tezuka:	"Then why are your hands on my ass?"
Ryoma:	"Erm ..." (Removes hands) "Enh heh."
Fuji:	(Smiles sweetly) "Why doesn't Momo help you now?"
Ryoma:	(Looks at Momo) "He's too short."
Fuji:	(Smile fades) "Then how about Inui?"
Ryoma:	"Momo's good..."
Kaidoh:	(Glares at Fuji, then at Inui) "Fshuu ..."
Inui:	"Don't worry Kaidoh ...I wouldn't dare ..."
Eiji:	"Then maybe you should stop staring at Ryoma's ass, nya?"
Inui:	"Erm ...uh ...ii data!"
Ryoma:	(Staggers over to Momo) "Hey! I'm not some piece of meat for you all to oggle at, ya know!" (Falls into Momo's arms, looks down into Momo's hair) "You really need Head and Shoulders..."
Momo:	"It's the gel!!"
Ryoma:	(Scratches Momo's head) "Oh ...whaddya know ..."
Momo:	"Ouch!" (Bats at Ryoma's hands) "You know ...it's really creepy having to look UP at you ..."
Fuji/Kaidoh:	"Now you know how WE feel!"
Ryoma:	"Oh, you like it."
Momo:	(Reaches down and grabs Ryoma's ass) "Yeah, easier to reach now."
Ryoma:	"Grope me again, I kick you with these boots."
Momo:	(Removes his hands and places them on Ryoma's waist again.)
Ryoma:	"I knew you'd see it my way ..."
Momo:	(Warily eyes boots.)
Shiba:	"Hey! The rest of you don't get out scot free!"
Everyone:	(Groans.)
Shiba:	(Shoves bags into Tezuka, Oishi, Eiji, Kaidoh, and Momo's hands) "Here are the rest of the costumes."
Kaidoh:	(Takes out a pair of pants and looks inside the bag) "Where's the rest?"
Shiba:	"That's it... there isn't any 'rest'."
Kaidoh:	"Fshuuuuuu."
Inui:	(Eyes widen) "Let me get my camera!!"
Kaidoh:	(Beat red) "FSHHUU!"
Tezuka:	(Doesn't even bother looking in the bag) "No ..."
Fuji:	(Peeks into Tezuka's bag) "It's all black?"
Shiba:	"Black leather to be exact, and there's probably fishnet in there too..."
Fuji:	(Grabs Tezuka's hand) "YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON NOW!!!"
Tezuka:	(Looks in the bag) "I don't see any fishnet..."
Fuji:	"It's gotta be in there SOMEWHERE!" (Starts frantically looking through the bag.)
Shiba:	(Thinks) "Though, I might be wrong."
Fuji:	(Slumps) "Yeah, there isn't any in there."
Tezuka:	(Pulls out some sort of carrying case) "What's this?"
Shiba:	"Contacts... those glasses have to go."
Fuji:	"Brightens back up. I couldn't agree more!"
Shiba:	(Sees how interested Fuji is) "You know ...if you have any ideas on how we could improve the costumes, I'd be more than willing to listen ..."
Fuji:	(Evil smirk, eyes open slightly) "Really?"
Everyone:	"Oh shit ..."
Shiba:	"I would LOVE the help!"
Fuji:	"Well, since I'm not a part of the stage... I could help backstage." (Evil grin)
Shiba:	"I really need help with Ryoma's, since his is the most elaborate..."
Ryoma:	(Sarcastic) "I feel so special..."
Shiba:	(Glares at Ryoma for interupting) "Because he plays the part of Tezuka's sex kitten."
Fuji:	(Eyes wide open) "Tezuka's WHAT!?"
Shiba:	"Sex kitten!" (Proud)
Fuji:	"Really ..." (Narrows eyes at Ryoma)
Ryoma:	"Hey! I never wrote the script!"
Shiba:	"Actually Ryoma, you did he-"
Ryoma:	(Throws his bag of clothes at her)
Shiba:	(Ducks bag) "Watch it!!! Those whips could hurt someone!"
Everybody:	"Whips!?"
Ryoma:	(Staggers over to the bag lying on the floor. Pulls out two crops whips and a leather collar with leash, eyes grow wide in shock)
Fuji:	(Glares at Ryoma, glares at Shiba) "Wait.... can I borrow those?"
Momo:	"Only after we're done with them!"
Ryoma:	(Cracks whip) "...Nice ..."
Shiba:	"Crack it against your boot."
Ryoma:	(Attempts, hits leg instead) "OUCH!!"
Everyone:	(Winces)
Shiba:	(Pinches the brigde of her nose) "You're suppose to hit the HEEL of your boot."
Ryoma:	"Well, you never said that!"
Shiba:	"I thought that it was kinda obvious."
Ryoma:	"Well... um... Momo's rubbing off on me!"
Momo:	"HEY! What do you mean by that!?"
Ryoma:	"Nothing ..."
Momo:	"I'll cut you off!"
Ryoma:	"We've been through this already, and I'd like to see you try when I'm wearing leather and fishnet ..."
Momo:	"Good point ..."
Shiba:	"Speaking of which... it's time to try on the costumes!"
Everyone:	(Groans)
Shiba:	"Oh come on, it's not THAT bad... and I have to make sure I got the right sizes."
Everyone:	(Slumps and walks off with various bags)
Ryoma:	(From another room) "Am I suppose to not be able to breathe?"
Shiba:	"Pretty much ..."
Kaidoh:	(Wanders out) "Fsshhuu ..."
Inui:	"That was quick ..."
Kaidoh:	"Not like I had a lot to get into ..."
Fuji:	"You know Shiba-san, he could show a little leg skin ..."
Shiba:	"I couldn't agree more!"
Kaidoh:	(Attempts to run)
Inui:	(Grabs Kaidoh, throws him to the ground and sits on him)
Fuji:	(Grabs scissors and pins down a struggling Kaidoh) "If you don't stop moving I'm going to cut YOU!"
Kaidoh:	(Stops struggling)
Fuji:	(Starts hacking away at the pants) "There, all done! That wasn't too bad now was it?"
Kaidoh:	"FSHUUUU!!!"
Oishi:	(Walks back in)
Fuji:	(Eyes open and holds scissors behind his back) "Oh, O~oishi~i!"
Eiji:	(Looks from Kaidoh's pants, to the scissors, to Oishi's shirt ...understands) "Ne Oishi ...could you come here?" (Walks out in little skirt) "I think I need help ..." (Winks at Fuji)
Oishi:	(Frozen in shock)
Fuji:	"This is too easy ..." (Starts slashing away at Oishi's shirt)
Oishi:	(Still in shock)
Fuji:	"There, all done... anybody else need alterations?"
Tezuka:	(Walks into room blinking, trying to get use to the contacts)
Fuji:	(Opens eyes and drops scissors) "There is a god, and he is in black leather."
Tezuka:	(Rubbing at his eyes) "Do I HAVE to wear these?"
Everyone:	"YES!!!!"
Tezuka:	(Startled)
Shiba:	"Boys, wipe your mouths, you're drooling ..."
Momo:	(Wanders out) "Did I miss something?" (Looks at Tezuka) "Damn ..."
Ryoma:	(Staggers out straight-legged)
Momo:	(Sits down and crosses legs) "Oh damn ..."
Shiba:	"Ryoma you're walking like you've got a stick up your ass."
Momo:	"He still looks hot though ..."
Eiji:	"What's ochibi's problem?"
Ryoma:	"Can't ...move ...leather ...riding!"
Shiba:	"It can't be THAT bad!"
Ryoma:	(Looks over his shoulder at himself) "I can see my BUTTCRACK!"
Momo:	(Shifting in his seat uncomfortably) "You most certainly can ..."
Ryoma:	(Pulls up shorts) "Oh bad idea!" (Pulls down shorts)
Momo:	"I could help you with that, you know."
Ryoma:	"No you'd just take them OFF!!"
Momo:	"That's still helping, in a way ..."
Fuji:	"Are you sure I can't have him?"
Momo:	"Yes! You have Buchou!"
Fuji:	"But I want both ..."
Tezuka:	(Raises eyebrow)
Fuji:	"One is good, two is better ..."
Momo:	"Well, if you borrow Echizen, can we borrow Buchou?"
Fuji:	(Glomps Tezuka, wraps his arms around him posessively.) "NO! He's mine!" (Gropes Tezuka's leather-clad ass.)
Momo:	"Then Echizen's all mine ..."
Fuji:	"But ...guh ..." (Looks up at Tezuka, looks to Ryoma, looks to Momo, looks back to Tezuka.) "Not fair ..."
Ryoma:	"We are here, ya know!"
Tezuka:	"Would you stop that!" (Swats Fuji's hand away.)
Shiba:	(Bouncing with excitment.) "Oh, everything looks so good! I can't wait until I get the make-up on you!"
Everybody:	"MAKE-UP!?"
Fuji:	"But it looks so NICE in leather!" (Attempts to grab again.)
Tezuka:	"Syuusuke!"
Fuji:	(Flutters eyelashes.) "Kunimitsu ..."
Tezuka:	"I'll go change!"
Fuji:	"Hands to self, right! Gotcha!"
Ryoma:	"Whoa whoa whoa, back UP the bus! Make-up?"
Shiba:	"Please, did you think it was JUST costume?"
Everyone:	"Yeah ..."
Shiba:	"Poor poor boys, it's the whole works! Now, on that table-" (Gestures to table behind her) "-are bags labelled with your names, and inside are make-up kits!"
Eiji:	(First one to grab bag, everyone looks at him strangely) "What? My sisters used me as a human doll ...make-up comes naturally ..."
Shiba:	"So you could help me with it!?"
Fuji:	"Whoa whoa whoa... I thought I was the helper here?"
Shiba:	"I can have two helpers... Do you know anything about make-up?"
Fuji:	"Actually, yes."
Everyone:	(Stares)
Fuji:	"I have an older sister too!"
Momo:	(Whispering to Ryoma) "And he's not exactly the MANLIEST of us ..."
Fuji:	"Problem?" (Slowly starts walking over to Momo, eyes open)
Everyone:	(Jumps in to stop Fuji from killing Momo)
Momo:	"Sorry! Didn't mean it!"
Fuji:	"Hn! So Shiba-san ...what did you have in mind for the make-up?"
Shiba:	(Hands Fuji and Eiji a peice of paper) "Here are some sketches for what I had in mind."
Eiji:	(Huddles with Fuji) "They look pretty easy... except Ochibi..."
Fuji:	(Nods head in agreement) "We should probably both work on him..."
Ryoma:	"Why do I suddenly feel doomed?"
Momo:	"Glad it's you and not me!"
Eiji:	(Squeals in delight) "Everyone gets eyeliner! Can we start now?"
Fuji:	(Eyes open to slits)
Shiba:	"Of course!"
Everyone:	(Runs)
Fuji:	(Eyes open wider) "It's always fun to have unwilling prey..." (Goes hunting for the first to wear make-up)