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OS1:
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"Eiji come here we wanna try something out to see how it looks..."
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Eiji:
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"NO!!!"
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OB's:
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"Hey man, it's your turn now! They used to do that to us before you were born!"
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Eiji:
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(Glares.)
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OS1:
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"Eiji!"
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OS2:
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"Come on, Eiji... we wanna know how this is going to look and your the closest to our sizes..." (Puppy eyes.)
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Eiji:
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"Don't puppy eyes me... I'm the king of puppy eyes and I still say no!"
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OS1:
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"We'll take you out for ice cream."
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Eiji:
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"... Fine."
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OB1:
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"Ice cream ...gets him everytime ..."
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OB2:
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"Dude ...that worked on you too remember?"
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OB1:
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"SHUT UP!"
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Eiji:
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(Can be heard screaming from another room) "No! I'm not putting that on again!"
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OS1:
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"But we have to get all the measurements right!"
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Eiji:
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"I don't care!"
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OB1:
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"Sounds like they're trying to get him in a bra again."
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OB2:
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"Those things are really uncomfortable... I don't know how they put up with them."
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OB1:
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(Blink, blink.)
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OB2:
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"What? They needed all the right measurements ..."
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OB1:
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(Blink-blink.)
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Eiji:
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(Screaming like a madman) "NO!! NONO!!!!"
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OS1:
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"But Eiji!"
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Eiji:
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"NONONONONO!!!!!"
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OB's:
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"...Panties ..."
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OS2:
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"But Eiji... your boxers are too bulky... it won't look right."
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Eiji:
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"I'm not putting that piece of string up my ass!!!"
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OB1:
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"Wow, he's progressed to the thong already?!"
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OB2:
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(Blink-blink) "You wore a thong?"
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OB1:
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(Worried) "You didn't?"
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OB2:
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(Shakes head.)
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OB1:
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"I guess Eiji came of age before they decided to upgrade you ...lucky bastard ..."
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OB2:
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(Evil grin.)
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Eiji:
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"NOoooooooooooo! ...wait ..." (Shuffling noise) "It's oddly comfortable ..."
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OS1:
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"Told you, Eiji!"
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OB's:
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(Shock.)
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Eiji:
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"Though it rides a bit on the front."
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OS1:
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"That's because the one you're wearing is for a woman."
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OS2:
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"We couldn't find one for a man in your size."
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OB1:
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"They make them for men?!"
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OB's:
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(Shock.)
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Eiji:
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"Hmm ..." (Muttering) "I wonder what Oishi will think of this ..."
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OS's:
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"We heard that Eiji ..."
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Eiji:
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"I meant for wearing... um... he's into that kinda stuff...?"
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OS's:
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(Nods head) "Right."
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Eiji:
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"Enh ...heh ...well ...didn't you want me to try on that dress?"
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OS1:
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"Why so willing now Eiji?"
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OS2:
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"He's trying to change the subject ..."
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Eiji:
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(Innocent.)
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OS1:
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"We're putting makeup on you now, you know."
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Eiji:
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"Hey that wasn't part of the deal!!! I should get extra for that!!"
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OS2:
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"It's as punishment."
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Eiji:
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(Gets all quiet) "Oh... I'm not saying that we've done anything..."
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OS1:
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(Raises eyebrow.)
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Eiji:
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"... Much..."
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Eiji:
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(Pouting) "Put make-up on me and you get no details ..."
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OS's:
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"You're evil ..."
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Eiji:
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"Comes with the territory ..."
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OB's:
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(Bursts into the room.)
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Eiji:
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(Squeals and covers himself up) "Do you mind!?"
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OB1:
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"We have the same stuff you do Eiji, so we've seen it before."
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OB2:
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"What do you mean 'details'?"
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Eiji:
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(Huffs and crosses arms) "Nu-uh! They're threatening me with make-up!"
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OS1:
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"I wonder if Oishi would like to see Eiji done up in make-up?"
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Eiji:
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"Don't even try it!"
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OS2:
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"Even if we make you look pretty? Blue eyeshadow would really bring out your eyes ..."
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OS1:
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"With a touch of black eyeliner for contrast..."
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Eiji:
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(Resolve breaking) "No."
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OB1:
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(Whispering) "Do you understand them?"
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OB2:
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(Whispering back) "Nope ..."
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OS's:
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(Continue talking make-up.)
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Eiji:
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(Resolve slowly breaking more) "...Nyaaa ...I said ...n-y-y-n ...no ..."
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OS1:
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(Reaches into make-up bag and pulls out body sparkles, waves them in front of Eiji's eyes) "Look Eiji..."
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Eiji:
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"Ooohh shiny!"
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OS2:
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"We can make you shiny..."
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Eiji:
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(Resolve completely breaks) "Ok!" (Eyes following the sparkles.)
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OS1:
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"Now, come here Eiji ..."
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OB's:
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"Poor, poor misguided fool ..."
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OS2:
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(Walks over to Eiji with an eye pencil) "Just keep watching the sparkles..."
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Eiji:
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(Dreamy sigh) "Nyaaaaa ..."
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OB1:
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"Ok, that's it, I'm taking notes!"
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OB2:
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"I'll go get the notebook!" (Runs from the room.)
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OS1:
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"Okay now Eiji, don't-"
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Eiji:
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(Blinks) "OUCH!!!"
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OS1:
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"-Blink ...Look on the bright side... at least it wasn't mascara."
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Eiji:
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(Wipes watering eye) "Would that hurt more?"
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OS's:
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"Oh yeah!"
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OB1:
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(Scribbles in notebook) "Never stick eyeliner in your eye..."
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OB2:
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"Why are you writing that down?"
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Eiji:
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"Oh dear god, there's another one."
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OB1:
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"I need this for future reference!"
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OB2:
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"You plan on wearing make-up?"
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OB1:
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"...No."
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OB2:
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"Then, what was with the pause?"
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Eiji:
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(Shrieking) "WHAT IS THAT!??!"
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OS1:
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"Relax Eiji, it's an eyelash curler."
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Eiji:
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"It looks like a medieval torture device!!"
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OS2:
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"If you don't stop moving, it will be ..."
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Eiji:
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"What does it do?"
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OS1:
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"Curls your eyelashes."
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Eiji:
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"Oh..." (Picks something out of bag) "What's this?"
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OS2:
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"It's an eyebrow comb."
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Eiji:
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"You comb your EYEBROWS!?"
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OS1:
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"You also pluck them, darling ..."
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Eiji:
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"Plu-huh?"
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OS2:
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"Pluck, you know, trim them by pulling them out ..."
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Eiji:
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(Covers face and attempts to run.)
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OS1:
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(Grabs Eiji) "We didn't say we were going to do that to you!"
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OS2:
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"You have nice eyebrows already... you don't need to pluck them."
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Eiji:
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(Sighs in relief, uncovers face.)
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OS1:
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"NOW!"
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OS's:
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(Tackle Eiji to the ground and pin him there.)
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OS2:
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(Grabs the tweezers) "You're too trusting."
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Eiji:
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(Screaming.)
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OB2:
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"What the hell are they doing?! Torturing him!?!?"
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OB1:
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"Pretty much ..."
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OB2:
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"What do you mean by that?"
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OB1:
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"They're plucking his eyebrows."
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OB2:
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"OH ...ow ..."
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OS1:
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(Sits back) "There, all done!"
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OS2:
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"We actually didn't need to do that much."
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Eiji:
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"Then why are my eyebrows stinging!?" (Wipes away tears.)
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OS1:
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"It's gets less painful the more you pluck." (Pulls box out of make-up kit.)
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Eiji:
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"What's that?"
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OS2:
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(Looks innocent) "Leg waxing kit?"
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OB1:
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"Leg waxing ...oh lord ..."
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OB2:
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"Maybe we should help?"
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OB1:
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"And have them change their minds and wax US instead?? No thanks!"
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OB2:
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"Good point ..."
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Eiji:
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(Clinging to the door frame as his sisters try to drag him into the bathroom) "No, dammit!"
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OS1:
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"Eiji, don't swear! And waxing isn't that bad! It doesn't hurt!"
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Eiji:
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"That's what you said about plucking!"
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OS2:
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"Actually, we didn't say anything ..."
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Eiji:
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"I DON'T CARE! I LIKE MY LEG HAIR!!"
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OS1:
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"Did you know that a lot of athletes shave ...makes them faster ..."
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Eiji:
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"SHAVE! Not WAX!!"
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OS2:
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"Eiji please! It won't look right with your leg hair under a skirt!"
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Eiji:
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"I have no leg hair! I'm a red head! My body hair is white!!" (During his yelling, his hands loosen.)
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OS's:
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(Manage to pry him off the door.)
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Eiji:
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"NOOO!!!!"
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OS's:
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(Close and lock the bathroom door.)
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OB1:
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(Thumps and screams can be heard from bathroom ...Finds religion) "May the lord be with him ..."
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OS1:
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"But it'll make your legs all smooth... Oishi will like it..."
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Eiji:
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(Small voice) "He will?"
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OS2:
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"Uh-huh." (Pulls first strip.)
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Eiji:
|
(Screaming.)
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OB2:
|
"Jesus Christ, what are they doing now?"
|
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OB1:
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"I dunno ..." (Peeks into bathroom.)
|
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OB2:
|
"Well?"
|
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OB1:
|
"Waxing his legs ..."
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OB2:
|
"OW!! God, how do women do this stuff to themselves!?"
|
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OB1:
|
"I really don't know ...it's almost like they feel no pain ..."
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Eiji:
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"NO NOT AGAIN!! WAHHH!!!!!!"
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OS2:
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"Eiji calm down! It's not that bad!"
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Eiji:
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"YOU TRY HAVING ALL THE HAIR PULLED FROM YOUR LEGS!"
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OS1:
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"Eiji, we both wax ..."
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OS2:
|
"At least we're not going to bikini wax you ..."
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Eiji:
|
"Bikini, huh?"
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OS2:
|
(Makes crude gestures.)
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Eiji:
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"Oh, HELL NO!!!!!!"
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