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OS1:
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"What do you mean by that?!"
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Oishi:
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"Um, do you think that we could finish this conversation elsewhere? I don't think the rest of the team need to hear this."
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All Sibs:
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"NO!!!"
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Fuji:
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(Mumbles quietly) "Oh yes we do!!" (Looks at Inui who is making feverish notes.)
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Oishi:
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"Ok, just thought I'd ask."
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Fuji:
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"Troubles in Paradise." (Chuckles)
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Momo:
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"What's going on?"
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Ryoma:
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"Go back to sleep Momo-senpai ..."
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Eiji:
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(Attempting to escape in the confusion.)
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All Sibs:
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(Grab him) "And where do you think YOU'RE going!?"
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Eiji
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"Umm ...uh ...over there?"
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OS1:
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"Oh no you're not!"
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OS2:
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"No, Eiji, answer the question."
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Eiji:
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"I don't wanna." (Pouts cutely)
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All Sibs:
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"Nice try, answer us."
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Eiji:
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"Damn immunity!" (Crosses his arms over his chest) "What I do behind closed doors is none of your business!"
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OS1:
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(Turns on Oishi) "What have you done to him!?" (Hugs Eiji protectively) "You've defiled our little Eiji!"
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Eiji:
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(Getting very fed up) "He didn't defile me, I was completely willing! I think it was my idea actually!"
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All Sibs:
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(Glare at Eiji)
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Eiji:
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"Oh shit!" (Gulps) "Oishi! Help me!"
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Oishi:
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"Un-uh! You brought this upon yourself!"
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All Sibs:
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(Turn to Oishi) "You're no safer than he is!"
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Oishi:
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(Eyes really wide) "Mommy ..."
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Ryoma:
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(Unable to take it much longer, he decides to save Eiji's ass and stands up) "Ok guys listen... the song had NOTHING
to do with Oishi-senpai. I know because I wrote it. I just thought it would be funny to hear Eiji-senpai sing the most perverted
song. That and it fit his vocal range really well."
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OS1:
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"We don't care about the song anymore!"
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Ryoma:
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(Looks at Eiji and shrugs) "Well, I tried."
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Eiji:
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"Ochibi wrote that song?"
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Ryoma:
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"I wrote them all."
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OB1:
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"Can we get back to the problem at hand here?!"
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OB2:
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"Yes, like how we are going to deal with the fact that our 14 year-old brother is no longer a virgin!"
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Ryoma:
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(Raises his hands in defense) "Hey that's not my problem. But it's really not that big a deal... I don't think any of
us are virgins anymore... well, except Taka-san... unless Fuji-senpai is cheating on Buchou."
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Nanjiroh:
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(Bursts into the room) "What did you say boy!?"
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Ryoma:
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"Oh shit!"
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Nanjiroh:
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(Glomps Ryoma) "I'm so proud of you!"
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Ryoma:
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"I don't know this man ...I swear ...I have no idea who this is ..."
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Tezuka:
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"Wait ...cheating on me?"
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Fuji:
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(Innocent)
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Taka:
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"Whoa ...how did I come into this conversation?"
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Eiji:
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(Tries to sneak away)
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OS1:
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"Not quite Eiji!"
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Eiji:
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"Noes!!11!11!11!!!one"
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OS1:
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"What was that?"
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Eiji:
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"ph34r you dot you."
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OS1:
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"Stop it!"
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Eiji:
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(Innocent)
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Fuji:
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(Proud) "He got that from me."
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Tezuka:
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(Sarcasm) "Because you pull 'innocent' so well ..."
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Fuji:
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(Flutters eyelashes) "Of course ..."
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Tezuka:
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"Are you cheating on me?"
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Fuji:
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"No, why would you say that?"
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Tezuka:
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"Because Echizen did."
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Ryoma:
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(From behind Nanjiorh's arm) "I was joking!"
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Nanjiroh:
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"You didn't take your meds today did you?"
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Ryoma:
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"I don't know who you are remember?"
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Momo:
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"That's your dad."
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Ryoma:
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"Shut up Momo-senpai!"
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Inui:
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(Busy scribbling notes)
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OB2:
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(Looks at Eiji) "Your friends have some serious problems."
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Ryoma:
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"Yes I did by the way, but we have no relation what so ever!"
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Eiji:
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"Now you see why we all get along so well!"
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All Sibs:
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"No kidding."
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Fuji:
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(Prodding Tezuka) "Don't be mad."
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Tezuka:
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"I'm not mad."
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Fuji:
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"You're pouting."
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Tezuka:
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"No I'm not!"
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Oishi:
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"Actually ...you kind of are ..."
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Eiji:
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"You are pouting, nya!"
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Ryoma:
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"Definitely pouting Buchou."
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Momo:
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"Yeah, total pout!"
|
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Kaidoh:
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"Fshuu ...I second the monkey."
|
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Taka:
|
"Umm ...it does resemble a pout ..."
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Inui:
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(Scribbling madly) "...Tezuka pouts ..."
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Tezuka:
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(Pouting) "I. Do. Not. Pout."
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Everyone:
|
"Yes you do ..."
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Tezuka:
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"100 laps!!!!!"
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Everyone:
|
"Damn ..."
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Ryoma:
|
"Wait, um... Buchou... how are we suppose to do 100 laps around a recording studio?"
|
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Tezuka:
|
"I don't care just do them! And stop arguing or I'll make it 200!!"
|
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Everyone:
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"SHUT UP ECHIZEN!"
|
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Ryoma:
|
"I was just asking."
|
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Eiji:
|
(Mutters to himself as he walks out the door) "At least this saved me from me siblings."
|
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OS1:
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"This isn't over Eiji!"
|
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Eiji:
|
"Damn."
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Tezuka:
|
"Keep moving or I'll make you do laps around the BLOCK!"
|
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Ryoma:
|
"But Buchou-"
|
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Everyone:
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(Clamp their hands over Ryoma's mouth.)
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Tezuka:
|
"Wise choice."
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Ryuzaki:
|
(Walks in to find everyone gone, except for Eiji's siblings, Tezuka and Nanjiorh.) "Where did everybody go?"
|
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Tezuka:
|
"Running laps."
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Ryuzaki:
|
(Pinches the bridge of her nose) "Do I wanna know?"
|
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Tezuka:
|
"No."
|
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Ryuzaki:
|
"Should I expect them back soon?"
|
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Tezuka:
|
"Probably not..."
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Ryuzaki:
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(Notices Nanjiroh) "What are you doing here!?"
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Nanjiroh:
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(Shrugs.)
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