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Ryuzaki:
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(Notices the Kikumaru's) "Who are you?"
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OS1:
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"Eiji's siblings."
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Ryuzaki:
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"And you're here because ...?"
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OS2:
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"We came to save Eiji from defilment."
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Ryuzaki:
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"Ok, now I really don't wanna know!"
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OS1:
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"Aren't you worried about your team's well-being!?"
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Ryuzaki:
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"On the court, yes ...their personal lives ...I don't wanna know ...I hear enough when they're talking on the courts!"
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Nanjiroh:
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"What have you heard?"
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Ryuzaki:
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"Nothing you need to know!"
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Nanjiroh:
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"Ryoma already admitted that he's had sex."
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Ryuzaki:
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"Oh."
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Nanjiroh:
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"I'm so proud... my little boy is growing up... now I just need to get him a girl."
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Ryuzaki:
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"I really didn't need to know that... wait, he's 12!!!"
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Nanjiroh:
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"Your point?"
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Ryuzaki:
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"Nevermind ... Sorry ...I keep trying to block from my mind the fact that he's YOUR son."
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Tezuka:
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"I think Ryoma does too."
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OB1:
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"And I thought OUR family was weird ..."
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Tezuka:
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"Yeah, you only have one insane person."
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Ryuzaki:
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"And no super jealous cat."
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OB2:
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"No, we just have Eiji who can be super jealous and acts like a cat."
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OS1:
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"Eiji IS a super jealous cat ..."
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Tezuka:
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"That is still only one."
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OS1:
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"True ..."
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Entire Team:
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(All walk in, panting.)
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Tezuka:
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"Where's Eiji?"
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Ryoma:
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(Looks around) "Shit I think we lost him."
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Oishi:
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"Probably saw something shiny ..."
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Inui:
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(Scribbles in notebook) " ...Remove all shiny things from court ..."
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OS1:
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(Glares at Oishi) "You lost our Eiji?"
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Oishi:
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"I didn't lose him... he lost himself... wait that made no sense."
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OS2:
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"Well, go find him!"
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Oishi:
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"Ok!" (Runs out of room.)
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Ryoma:
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"And I thought only Kikumaru-senpai had him whipped?"
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OS2:
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"That was so cool!"
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OS1:
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"He still defiled Eiji."
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OB1:
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"Yeah but we can control him... wonder what else we can make him do?"
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All Sibs:
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(Plotting.)
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Fuji:
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"I think I have fallen in love ..."
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Tezuka:
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"Hey!"
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Fuji:
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"Figure of speach love."
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Tezuka:
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"Well, considering you've already cheated on me with Taka."
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Fuji:
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"I never said I did... and you're pouting again."
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Tezuka:
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"Do you want me to make you run more laps!"
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Fuji:
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(Smiling politely) "No, that's quite alright."
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Tezuka:
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"That's what I thought ...or ...I could always get Inui to make more Aozu for you, since you like it SO much!"
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Fuji:
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(Panics) "NO! That's QUITE alright! I wouldn't make Inui go through the trouble!"
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Inui:
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"It's no trouble at all, really."
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Fuji:
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(Opens eyes and glares at Inui.)
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Inui:
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(Glasses flash, he smirks.)
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Oishi:
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(Walks in with Eiji) "Found him!" (Looks around and notices the glare fest) "Did I miss something?"
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Eiji:
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"Nya everyone!! Whoa ...what's with the tension?"
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Ryoma:
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"Tezuka-buchou's just threatening Fuji-senpai with Aozu, that's all."
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Oishi:
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"Tezuka's threatening with Aozu ...shouldn't that be INUI is threatening with Aozu?"
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Ryoma:
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"Nope."
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Oishi:
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"Oh ...kay ..."
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Eiji:
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(Walks over to Fuji and whispers loudly) "Buchou found out about Taka, ne?"
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Tezuka:
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"YOU KNEW!?"
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Fuji:
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"Thanks a lot Eiji."
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Eiji:
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"What'd I say?"
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Tezuka:
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(Huffs and walks off.)
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Fuji:
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(Glares at Eiji.)
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Eiji:
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"WHAT!?!?"
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Oishi:
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(Stepping between the two) "I must come to his defence ...he wasn't really the one who brought it up ..."
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Ryoma:
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(Panics) Oh no! You are NOT pinning this on me!!
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Tezuka:
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(Spins mid step) "You all knew!?"
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Everyone:
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"Oops ..."
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Ryoma:
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"Well we didn't know for a fact per say... well until now that is."
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Tezuka:
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"And you didn't tell me because...?"
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Ryoma:
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"You try pissing off Fuji-senpai and living through it!"
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Tezuka:
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"Good Point."
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Fuji:
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(Evil grin.)
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