1.) "Somethings rising and it ain't bread!"

Yuuki and I have this thing where we randomly get off on tangents of RANDOM roleplaying ...this was one, about Weiss Kreuz I believe ... and if you don't get it, you're not Hentai enough!

2.) "Super Letter!" *Poses*

Someone made a comment, and this was proclaimed loudly, with much posing

3.) "Artificially meat flavored ...meat ..."

Reading a box of crackers I believe ...but yes, she's a bright one.

4.) Ken: "Please tell me that's your dart ..."
Omi: "Please tell me that's the knot in your shirt ..."

Yuuki Self RP, trying to write a fic and we kinda got off track ...a lot ...like ...I don't think the fic ever got written ...I don't think we could get past this part.

5.) Sam: "Look! It's a Hermit!"
TV: "And here they meet up with -some guy- on his agricultural farm."
DB: "Yup, he's a hermit."

Sam: "They're following the hippy!"
DB: "No honey, there's a difference; hippy's smoke drugs, hermits grow them."

Watching TV with someone and we were watching the program about looking for the crystal skulls, on discovery. And the guy who was looking for them was in this forest place and there was a guy who had an "agricultural farm" out in the middle of no where. With a wife and kids.

6.) Someone: "Omi, why are you talking to yourself in 3rd person?"
Omi: "Omi doesn't know ..."

Same self RP as the knot in shirt one, I think. Well, it was one, and her tangent went on for ...a long time ...and we STILL joke about this.

7.) "Decapitate ...Castrate ...AMPUTATE!"

This was back when Yuuki came to stay with me for a while when I was in college. She has really long toenails and she had somehow scratched me in the night and I was trying to tell her that her toenail almost amputated my leg ...but for some odd reason I couldn't remember the word.

8.) "Blose"

Yuuki's version of my Gaia name 'Blood Rose' ...now I sound like a porn star! She was either trying to write it, or say it, and it came out like that ...another thing we still joke about. Too bad I got locked out of that account ...so much wasted gold!

9.) "The ectodermis is the outter tissue of the embryo, which is the early developmental state of an orgasm ...wait ..."

I read 'orgasm' instead of 'organism' ...not quite sure how ...

10.) "All the ones that end in 'Ji' ...we've got, Fuji, Eiji ...and that's it ..."

Prince of Tennis, and Yuuki trying to justify why she kept screwing up their names, cause they all sounded the same ...

11.) "Ooh Caffeine! Oh, that's carefree ..."

I think she likes Caffeine ...

12.) "For some reason, Ryoma finds the site of breakfast absolutely terrifying. Is he trying to control his testosterone ...CHOLESTEROL!"

I was reading off a PoT humor screencap site and totally read the wrong word ...don't ask me how ...

13.) "Mind, out the window! Oooh look! There's the gutter!"

I was having a moment ...